WHITE PLAINS, NY
by James Halpert
Modsquad Reporter

Excuses run rampant after an embarrassing loss; the umpire was awful, the pitching wasn't there, the sun got in my eyes, the bat had a hole in it, I took batting advice from Todd Dias.

All excuses that we've heard time and time again, but Modsquad left fielder Chris Lima is pointing the finger at the in house cafeteria.

In this culinary version of the blame game, Lima sites the team's lackluster performance as a direct result of the team's cafeteria selection before opening day;

"You've got to be joking, right?" asks Lima, "Who serves burritos and beans on the day of the big game?"

Take a closer look at the Flick Menu for Wednesday, April 29th and you'll see some disturbing revelations that may hold evidence to Lima's absurd claim that the Cafeteria cost them the game:

Soup: Spicy Lentil FIT
Entree: Beef burrito with toppings
Starch: Refried Bean FIT
Vegetable: Sauteed corn FIT
Deli Station: Classic Ham and Cheese on french bread
Dessert: Lemon Meringue Pie

"On what planet is it a good idea to serve Beef Burritos and Refried Beans before Opening Day? Flick should have offered a cup of Onion Ring Oil from the fryer to put the icing on the cake. Don't they know we have a League Championship Crown to defend?"

When asked what he had for lunch, Lima shook his head in disgust;

"I had the burrito. You can't say no to the burrito. Bastards..."